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 Canada lockdowns:

"Like trying to screw the wings on at 30,000 feet"

 

Justin Trudeau's been on cozy cruise control above covid air traffic for more than a year.

Premiers are on rooftops, shaking brooms at drones and the sky.

 

But it's all cheery beery from our sweetly passive PM:

 

"We can have a one-dose summer ... And a one-dose summer sets us up for a two-dose fall when we'll be able to talk about going back to school, back to work and back to more normality. That's what the coming months could look like. That's what I'm excited about.”
 

Then comes flu and a three-dose winter.

 

Remember last year?

Trudeau "obtained/secured" enough vaccines, 10 doses for every Canadian.

 

There's not enough for two.

 

But it's our fault that we're here.

 

Really?

 

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