Tuesday, August 31, 2021

The Co-vid sailboat

 

How do you turn $50,000 into $5,000?
Buy a boat, the old joke goes.
 
But Toronto Life finds four guys with a 50-year-old sailboat at Toronto Islands, 
and Every Guy's Sweet Dream is renewed.
 
 
*  *  *
 
P.S. A study of U.S. boat owners shows they use their boats ... a total of 14 days a year.
 
A boat is a dream.
You sail it mostly in your head.
The best wind is between your ears. 

LOST SONGS: The Telephone Song, Astrud Gilberto

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Buzz buzz!

The was one of the earliest bossa novas to surface in North America.

Norman Gimble did the English lyric for the popular Roberto Menescal-Ronaldo BĂ´scoli Brazilian tune Stan Getz grabbed for an early album.

And launched Astrud Gilberto's career.

Moving Day


 

On the road

--via mikekarpinski

 

Monday, August 30, 2021

Yours to discover...

 

--blogto.com

Everybody sing!

--viaBoredPanda.com

 

Veggie margarine

So I'm in a hurry and grab a tub of margarine at the grocery.
 
Later, I discover it's marked "Veggie" margarine.
As opposed to what?
 
Have I been spreading melting animals on my toast all these years?
 
Or is this just marketing?
 
Most margarines are made with vegetable oils, not animal fats, so most margarines are already veggie, sez the link below.
But how specific do you want to get?
 
 

 

Ed Asner (1929 - 2021)

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Eye catcher

Toronto Star Backs Down From Article Headlines That Slammed The Unvaccinated

LINK: Star backs down (Deadline) 

 

 

Delicious crocheted lunch


 

Birdbath

The University of Surrey cyber-security expert is talking about his new satellite broadband service from space entrepreneur Elon Musk's Starlink company.

The outages, he thinks, may be caused by a lot of "pesky pigeons", which "have taken a fancy to sitting on the dish".

That small grey dish sits on the kitchen roof. To the curious pigeon, it might conceivably look like a modern bird bath rather short on water.

LINK: BBC Birdbath 

 

 

He sees you when you're sleeping...

https://www.instagram.com/bourqueart/
                      Is he some kind of robot
that can see right thru you?
There will be no sleep tonight.
 
Pierre Bourque--ringmaster of the bourque.org
news aggregator website--also has an arts career. Trudeau 3D is just one of his offerings. More at...  

LINK: Bourque art
 

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Friday, August 27, 2021

Tears are not enough

 


"I’ve never been one for politics and i’m not going to start now. 

What I will say is that my beautiful, intelligent, beat-to-the-sound of his own drum, annoying, charming baby brother was killed yesterday helping to save lives. 

he was a fucking medic.

 there to help people. 

and now he is gone and my family will never be the same."

--Marilyn Soviak Instagram post, sister of Maxton Soviak,  US Navy corpsman at Kabul airport


SLEEPER: Leo Sidran - Trying Times

"Yes indeed, these are trying times..."

 

Watercolors--SiriusXM's jazz-y channel 66--has been playing the hell out of this tune all week.

Leo Sidran recorded his bouncy ear-worm more than a year ago, during the height of co-vid madness.

But this week, a little up-lift goes a long way.

Yes, Leo is jazz vocalist Ben Sidran's kid.

Leo's a drummer. God loves drummers.

"It's a long, long night til the stars align..."

Click it above. 

I bet you click it again...


Leo's done five albums without a "click."

Click. 



Thursday, August 26, 2021

Baby lawsuit

 
 
I'm greatly inspired by the lawsuit a 30-year-old has just filed, demanding $2 million from Nirvana 'cause he was on the band's  Nevermind album cover.

He claims the cover sexually assaulted him.

If this works, imagine the lawsuits coming for circumcision.


Woof

--KinsgstonSheepdogTrials/Facebook

 

LOST SONGS: Grizzly Bear, Bill Morrisey

If you have never danced the Grizzly Bear, you're not much of a dancer.

Aerosol guy


 

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Oink

 


Profits nearly double at BMO and Scotia as big banks reveal quarterly earnings

                                *  *  *

Happy Covid Year from your friendly

Piggy Banks.

Happy bike helmets


 

Eyeballs

"Don't leave me in the car today!"

 

LOST SONGS: Junk Food Junkie, Larry Groce

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One for the Killaloe hippies...

Monday, August 23, 2021

Weekend

--viaDanChandler

 

Perspective


 

BBC online film fest

The BBC's second online film festival
is running, with 13 international flicks
free for the viewing, link below.
 
The 13 were culled from 130 submitted films, with a jury of 13 directors.
 
Just watch and vote online for your fave, winner announced Sept 1.
 
So far, I'm voting for The Kings flick, two dogs at a Santiago skate park. 

                  LINK: BBC Longshots Online Film Fest


Football & Chola, The Kings
 

Useful demo


 

Stand-off

--Kingston Sheepdog trials

 

Sunday, August 22, 2021

Desperate measures


 

Madge Land Forever

 


--Netflix
 
Elizabeth Debicki as Princess Diana 
 
Season 5 of The Crown, now shooting in Britain, examines the Queen's "annus horribilus,"
the years everything Royal went skunky.
 
Since the series is re-cast every two years to reflect the Royals' aging, a squadron of fresh actors will attack the sturm und drang leading up to Diana's death. 
 
Pics and Crown scuttlebutt at ...
 
 

Happy face

--Adder/WashingtonPost

 

Hitch hiker

"Going my way?"

 

Dougie's fake bill fund-raising

 


 

Saturday, August 21, 2021

Reddy! Set! Die!


Yes, you old kids!

It's Reddy Kilowatt, the singing, lightning-bolt hydro hero of your nightmares.

Bad spellers can't spell kilowatt without kill.

One zap and you die.

Show this to a grandkid and poison their dreams.

Have you felt Reddy's Stabby Knife?

Leftie loosie, righty tighty


 

Bono's dream bass boat


 

Friday, August 20, 2021

TV for $1000 Alex?


Clue: Not the new Jeopardy host.

Answer: Who is Mike Richards.

Sony cancelled tapings of Jeopardy, and said the search is on--again--for a new host to replace Alex Trebek.

Richards' comments from seven years ago prompted viewer backlash and the production company pulled the plug on its announced pick.

Richards will remain in his off-camera job as exec producer. So crude comments about women and Jews are enough to lose a host job, but not management? Hmm. We shall see.

Full details of how the new host got spiked at...

LINK: Trebek search ON AGAIN  

Dodgeball

 
--Pat Badgley/SaltLakeCityTrib

 

LOST SONGS: Don't Box Me In, Stewart Copeland & Stan Ridgeway

"This is a movie you are likely to hate, unless you love it for its crazy, feverish charm..."

                                 --Roger Ebert

Don't Box Me In--the main theme from Rumblefish--has been knocking around in my head for decades.

It's the lyric about the goldfish.

In a jar. At the end of the bar.

The song clip above captures some of the flick's premium teen gang moments. Matt Dillon, Nic Cage, Dennis Hopper, Larry Fishburne and Mickey Rourke as "Motorcycle Boy."

Francis Ford Coppola. Say no more.

It was an angst film. It was an art film.

It seems to be nowhere on streaming services, tho it was on U.S. Netflix.

Copeland's percussive soundtrack, and his ear-worm song stalk the decades.

Every kid has been that goldfish.

Every old kid knows about the chilly moment bartender Tom Waits voices. "I've got 35 summers left. Just 35 summers."

What day did you start the count?

Many clips on YouTube. The fight scene is here...

And the goldfish lyric is below...

Rumblefish

You walk I'll run And follow right behind you 

You call I'll come And I won't remember where I come from 

Over there At the end of the bar This fish keeps swimming In a jar

I feel A tug on the line Which end Will I be on this time? 

Don't box me in Don't box me in 

One day I'll show them Just what I'm made of 

There'll be A time When I won't remember what I was afraid of 

And I'll be swimming In the sea 

No banging on this glass For me 

My eyes saw red When my world turned blue

So I'm leaving Everything that's true 

And I'll jump into A brand new skin 

And then you won't be able To box me in 

Don't box me in Don't box me in Don't box me in Let go!

There's a few places 'round That I've never been 

There's an ocean out there That I gotta swim 

There's a river that flows Right past my door I wonder... I wonder... What?!  

And if sometimes I can't seem to talk 

You'll know this blackboard lacks A piece of chalk  

Don't box me in I told you not to Don't box me in 

Don't box me in Don't box me in Let go!

Fish joke

--newyorker.com