Lemon

 

First joke across the US border at midnight: 

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for a job that most Americans are not willing to do, and decided to apply. She submitted an application to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master's degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she'd worked as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask: do you have any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"As a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Trump."
She started work yesterday.