You hear only the sound of my voice.
Gluten is bad.
Do not ask why.
No one knows.
You will avoid gluten at all costs.
Do not ask if gluten causes blood clots.
Buy gluten-free products.
Pay a dollar or three more.
Be a gluten goodie twoshoes.
Poorer.
But avoiding Some Dark and Nameless Void.
Satan also endorses Elephant Repellent.
Do you see any elephants?
It's working.
Obey!
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