"Trump is an extremely well-dressed pile of debt, wearing an unusual haircut." --Gail Collins in 1992
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting." --Fran Lebowitz
"After 30 years together, sleeping is the new having sex. 'That was amazing, wasn't it?' one or the other of us will say upon waking in the morning. Three times a week I change the sheets so our bed will feel like one in a nice hotel. Pulling back the comforter, we look like a couple in a detergent commercial. 'Smell the freshness!'" --David Sedaris
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