Monday, May 31, 2021
Leafs blow Game Seven & series
Pitter patter...
That's what your mom sez to me, watching the Leafs in Game Six. So I give 'er. Hard.
Sometimes she forgets and calls me Soupy.
She likes him, too.
Tent lips
The Ooopchuck
Sunday, May 30, 2021
Sing-a-long with Dougie
Hey, fish face
In the Maritimes, you nod UP if you know the person you're approaching.
And you nod DOWN if it's just some stranger. --littlecanada.ca
Captain Highliner gave me stink eye all these years. I forgot to nod. So he charges me $15 retail for four lemon sole slabs.
When Metro puts the box on sale, it's $7.95
You notice Cap's dressing better?
I miss his old yellow storm gear.
Less foul weather down east?
Dump day?
Saturday, May 29, 2021
Covid forever, baby
Friday, May 28, 2021
Government leak
Canadian lawmaker steps down to 'seek help' after he was filmed PEEING 'in coffee cup' during Zoom meeting just a month after he stripped naked during official video call
Urine trouble now, pal...
Jumping Jack Flash
So I look at jump ropes on amazon today.
I am inspired by a fellow senior pal who works out with her personal trainers twice a week. She calls them "the boys." From the pic she sent, they do an excellent job. Everybody's smiley and in shape. They jump.
The best-selling jump rope is about $15 and has ball bearings in its memory-foam handles.
Would my wonky knee love a jump rope? Now?
Would it push me along my path to superhero?
Do I even bounce?
I blame a bad cross-country ski fall long ago. But my knees protested decades earlier during buzzy summer days of Red Rover, Simon Says and Hide and Seek. Kneeling years in canoes was fool-hardy. Can my knees even spell "skip"?
Amazon's most expensive jump rope is $40. Are its handles titanium? No. It sports wild digital display gizmos. It's weighted.
I close amazon.ca on the computer.
That's enough exercise for today.
Quote me
"Trump is an extremely well-dressed pile of debt, wearing an unusual haircut." --Gail Collins in 1992
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting." --Fran Lebowitz
"After 30 years together, sleeping is the new having sex. 'That was amazing, wasn't it?' one or the other of us will say upon waking in the morning. Three times a week I change the sheets so our bed will feel like one in a nice hotel. Pulling back the comforter, we look like a couple in a detergent commercial. 'Smell the freshness!'" --David Sedaris
LOST SONGS: Just the way you are
Daniel Eppinger and a Fender Rhodes piano above ...
Then Jacob Collier's unique take on the Billy Joel standard, below ...
Thursday, May 27, 2021
What's wrong with this picture?
My turn is coming soon.
"Survey: Ontario the province least confident in covid response by government."
Ya think?
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"While all three provincial covid recovery plans are gradual, Ontario will move at a slower pace with much stricter restrictions along the way.
Ontario is expected to enter the first step of the reopening plan on
the week of June 14."
Half a month from now....
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Every non-Canadian NHL playoff team is permitting thousands of fans. (AXIOS)
* * *
Ontario has had the longest and most stringent series of lockdowns and no-no's in North America.
An 860% increase in sales of hair clippers at amazon.ca?
Stay a la maison? Try a la salon.
Premier Peek-a-boo?
Lost in translation.
The dreaded tourists
Prince Edward County in summer has increasingly been a madhouse.
Crowds at wineries. Drivers lost on dirt backroads.
Limited and pricey accommodation.
Gridlock and grumbles.
Maybe it would be better if you just don't visit this year.
PEC can't blow up the two bridges. But....
Sandbanks Provincial Park and other popular spots?
Consider a $400 no parking ticket.
The rocky beach in Wellington? Soon $10 on weekends.
Camp illegally? A $500 fine.
The County has invested zillions in tourism.
But new intimidating fines and draconian measures are designed to limit traffic.
This year, I would hate to own a winery with a year's backlog of covid stock or that veggie stand at the Picton round-about.
Daniel Caesar Live in Jakarta
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Does the Java Jazz Fest have the crispy-est audio on YouTube? Amazing for live stage sound.
Prominent, the Sennheinser mike.
Above, T.O's Daniel Caesar blesses his band, his audience and four-minutes into the clip (3.47) gives them Best Part.
It's his hit co-write with HER--before the world got TMZ'd, twittery and ridiculous.
Live music can't come back soon enough.
Wednesday, May 26, 2021
Charlie Puth?
Come out from under the rock.
Charlie Puth's songwriter/performer skills on YouTube made him the platform's top star in 2015, then landed him a gig as opener for Shawn Mendes.
He's now a headliner himself with a decade's trunk of hit pop tunes.
Above, Charlie shines on an a capella classic with Boyz II Men.
The wicked harmony up-step in the last minute makes hair stand up on your neck.
Damn!
Rock group Chicago bass player Peter Cetera wrote and recorded the tune in the 70's. It's on Chicago X.
LIVE WIRES: Charlie Puth and & Jacob Collier riff
There is more joy in this hour than anything on the internet .... laugh, sing, shout, be amazed.
Two edgy music pros and their keyboards trade fave tunes, jokes, jabs and crazy energy.
If you love music, you will love this.
They skip from the Doobies to Stevie to Brian McKnight, then on to nearly 100 referenced chills, chords, endless ear-zaps. Dazzling.
The tunes and songsmiths mentioned in the hour include ....
What a Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers Whip Appeal - Babyface Time Will Reveal - DeBarge In Your Eyes - George Benson Glory Of Love - Peter Cetera After The Love Has Gone - Earth Wind & Fire See You Again - Charlie Puth One Hundred Ways - Quincy Jones 5EPs (Album) - Dirty Projectors Oh What A World - Kacey Musgraves Just Once - Quincy Jones James Ingram Quiet Place - Take 6 Thing Of Gold - Snarky Puppy Un-break My Heart - Diane Warren (Toni Braxton) We Don‘t Talk Anymore - Charlie Puth Don‘t Let The Sun Go Down On Me - George Michael / Elton John One Last Cry - Brian McKnight Overjoyed - Stevie Wonder If Ever - Stevie Wonder I Knew I Loved You - Savage Garden Whereabouts - Stevie Wonder Emily - Bill Evans (jazz standard) Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered - Rodgers and Hart (jazz standard) As Time Goes By - Dooley Wilson (jazz standard) Prelude To A Kiss - Duke Ellington (jazz standard) All The Things You Are - jazz standard All Of Me - jazz standard Body And Soul - jazz standard Airegin - Wes Montgomery Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor Laura - Bill Evans Candy - Lee Morgan Cute - David Benoit Waltz For Debbie - Bill Evans ... and more.
As one viewer comments:
"I now understand how my dog feels when I'm talking with my mom."Tuesday, May 25, 2021
Upchuck
"I don't like art that looks like somebody had a temper tantrum and there was paint close by...
The kind of vomit art that looks like a casino rug."
--Bill Burr
Toronto Life's $777,777 one-bedroom cottage
I am hypnotized by Toronto Life's story of a cottage on a canal in the boonies.
Listed for $399,000.
Over 190 showings booked.
71 bidders--11 bids over $600,000.
Sold for $777,777.
It's one of the TorLife's continuing tales of crazed real estate action in cottage country around the GTA ...
The seller's tale:
The funny thing is, I wasn’t even looking to sell. Everyone’s talking about impulse buys? This was an impulse sale. I’m a real estate broker, and I was driving up to Huntsville on a Friday morning this past February to meet clients. We were supposed to look at six properties, but four of the agents cancelled that morning because the sellers had accepted bully offers. That got me thinking about the wild state of the market. I own a few income properties, and one of them was this little one-bedroom cottage on the Trent-Severn. I’ve owned it since late 2017, and it’s been good to me. I’ve averaged about $86,000 a year renting it on Airbnb. It just popped into my head: Why don’t I list it? I called my assistant and told her to put it up online.
I set the asking price at $399,000, which is $149,000 more than I paid for it in 2017. You could say that my strategy was to spark a bidding war, but that implies that we as agents have a lot of control. The reality is that it’s impossible to predict which properties will receive multiple offers. I definitely wouldn’t have predicted it for this one. A one-bedroom with a bunkie? It’s nice inside—I put $38,000 into renovations—and it’s right on the canal, but it doesn’t have incredible curb appeal. As soon as the listing went live, everything went bonkers. Within 24 hours, we were fully booked with 192 showings. Other people just showed up without an appointment. It was winter, and all told, six cars got stuck in the ditch.
Because a lot of people couldn’t come in person, I hosted two virtual showings. I couldn’t keep up with the questions coming in. Meanwhile, there were people banging on the door to come in. Often you have a property that attracts a certain category of buyer, but this group was all over the map. A lot of people from the GTA, but also from Peterborough, Barrie and beyond. Families. Retired couples. People in their 20s looking for a place to party. I even got an offer from a group of neighbours who are year-rounders, who I guess wanted to prevent another rental property off the lane. Their offer was decent but nowhere close to the best.
Once the deadline passed, I looked at the offers. There were 71! I couldn’t believe it. My previous record was 37. In the end, there were 11 offers over $600,000, and the winning offer was $777,777 with no conditions and a quick close. The buyer, a guy in his early 30s from Mississauga, never even saw the place in person. I think he found the potential for rental income appealing.
Monday, May 24, 2021
Sunday, May 23, 2021
Now That The Summer's Here
Michael Franks
"And I behave like a firefly
And oscillate ... with my mate ...."
Alan!.. Alan!.. Steve! -- BBC
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What happens to all the old nature footage David Attenborough puts in the BBC trashbin?
This.
Has your cat seen a cucumber?
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Hours of fun for the whole family.
Just hear how happy the humans are!
It might be a snake....
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Stephen Fry: "Harry Potter pocket-ed it ...."
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The voice of all the Harry Potter audiobooks
has a confession...
Friday, May 21, 2021
Be a Doo Bee ...
It's World Bee Day.
Not to be confused with World Bidet.
Angela Jolie sports a stunning collection of stingers, who may be checking her for Co-vid.
(Bees do that. They are beyond nice.)
Remember your school primer.
Be a Doo Bee.
Don't be a Don't Bee.
Dunf? How old ARE you?
Thursday, May 20, 2021
Winners & Losers
Deep fried cicadas