The guy had to find his girlfriend a perfect Christmas gift.
They'd only dated a few months. He wanted romantic, but nothing cold, creepy or too personal.
He decides on a pair of gloves. Ladylike. Old-fashioned.
He
enlists his girlfriend's younger sister to select them at Holt Renfrew.
The sister is so delighted by the store, she buys a pair of lace
panties for herself.
But the salesclerk mixes up the boxes. That's why the guy's girlfriend opens a
box of panties on Christmas morning and reads the following hand-written
note...
"I chose these because
I notice you never wear any when we go out. If it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen longer ones with buttons. But she wears
short ones that are easier to remove.
"These
are a delicate shade, but the saleslady showed me a pair she'd been
wearing for three weeks and they were barely soiled. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart.
"I
wish I was there to help put them on you the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I see you again.
"When
you take them off, remember to blow on them before putting them away.
They will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times I will kiss them during the coming year. Will you wear them for me
New Years Eve?
"P.S... The saleslady says the latest style is to wear them folded down, with a little fur showing."
She ghosted him on Boxing Day.
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Thanks Annie!
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