I hated my mugshot.
I wanted this duck to be the Page Six logo.
After all, Sun slut Susan Ford filled my space Mondays and had a monogram "SF" as her ID--
the scripty, snooty SF you'd find on a towel.
But then, she had many "friends" at the paper, if you take my drift...
Susan was busier than a two-dollar hooker on nickel night. (Thanks, Letterkenny.)
The boss nixed my duck idea.
"ITEMS! MORE ITEMS, TWIT," he'd thunder.
Life is hell in a word factory.
I found an old pic of the Sun's Susan Ford.
She's not on Facebook.
Obviously.
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