Wednesday, December 09, 2020

Have you met The Chunks?

Today's skill-testing question:

Two groundhogs live under your house. Do you ...

1. Call a trapper to take them somewhere else?

2. Search the garage for rat poison?

3. Build a Rodent Playground in your backyard. Put down a carpet and install at least five cameras. Build them a little groundhog-sized picnic table and a squirty fountain. Give them a buffet of carrot chunks and strawberries. Give them names. Maybe Nugget and Chibbles.

Take your time with this.

Doctor? Are medications right for me? 

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