Sunday, April 24, 2022

Plumbing the Depps

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Pics: AP

 

Thank goodness Netflix prepared us to binge-watch eight or ten hours of bad actors mumbling dim lines about unlikely events. 

It makes it a breeze to choke down a daily dose of the Johnny Depp - Amber Heard bouts.

A complete cast of hangers-on and enablers encircles them, a fantasy world of teacup doggies, penthouses, 40 cars, broken cabinets, secret tapings, drunken e-mails, an island and ... a horse. 

MMA and Wrestlemania, go fish. Ditto Bridgerton.

After a nasty divorce comes a public round of you bastard, you bitch. Who shit the bed?

Will we ever again watch a Bravo Housewife   throw a wine glass or tip a table and think: "Wow"?

I doubt it.

How did Depp and Heard find their wildly odd lawyers?

Central casting?


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