_I love being bought with my own money.
Unless it's being bought with yours.
Today, both are possible.
Imagine my delight to get a window envelope
with a huge Ontario logo.
Inside, a cheque for $280, a "refund for renewing your licence plate the past two years."
Mine is cheque # 2817412.
Let's see: $280 times 2817412
is about $79 million.
Whoa, Uncle Moneybags!
My goodness, how and who
can I thank for this windfall?
My $280 can buy...
My post office box and two pizzas
My April Hydro bill
A year of Netflix murder lessons
Hey, I'm not complainin'
Better than a poke in the eye
with a sharp stick.
In this case, it's clear that's
not where he's poking....
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