_If I just send Old Yeller $ 100,
I'll be entered in a draw.
This is the latest e-mail from Save America, MAGA MAGA, Conservative Intel,
and the many tentacles of
Donald J. Trump's mailing lists.
Coming at the rate of 5-6 pitches a day,
it's easy to imagine how supporters
become punchdrunk 'patriots."
"Don't share," whispers one pitch. "We are assembling a list of Patriots like yourself..."
"You won a personally autographed football..." goes another.
"Why haven't you stepped up?" demands another. "President Trump noticed your name
is missing ... "
Yeah, right.
I just want my football.
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