Monday, February 27, 2006

Mr. Maher for the prosecution

Back for another limited run on HBO Friday nights, the only TV show worth recording.... Bill Maher's Real Time... Bill?

"The President has arranged for al-qaeda to guard our ports.... this is his new plan to fight them here so we don't have to fight them there. Apparently, a complete turn around...

"And Bush is not backing down... he says if this deal doesn't go thru, it's gonna be a slap in the face to the Arabs. Which is ironic, because we have four guys in Guantanamo Bay whose specific job is to slap Arabs in the face...

"A civil war has broken out in Iraq and of course the Bush administration is furious. They said, how dare you start a war in the middle of our war...

"When Bush heard that sectarian militias had killed hundreds of Iraquis, he called for an immediate invasion of Sectaria...

"The news from Iraq is so bad that today, Bush asked Cheney to go hunting again."

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