Monday, February 27, 2006

Catching the giant muskey





















Be vewwy, vewwy quiet.
A giant muskey lives just below this hole.
Keep your baseball bat handy.
Did you bring the frozen peas?
Excellent.
I'll place a circle of peas around the hole.
Soon the muskey will come up to take a pea.
Hit him with the baseball bat.
But if you have to take a pee, give me the bat.

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