"Will you really stick your arm in a Tim Horton's drive-thru window to get a covid shot?" asks my animal support goldfish.
"Of course," I tell Bubbles. "Doug Ford is a genius. Oh sure, he seems a little dozey. But covid shots at every Timmy's drive-thru is a master stroke."
"You trust fast food workers to do this?"
"Timmy's drive-thru lady is my only daily friend thanks to the plague," I confess. "She wouldn't hurt me."
Bubbles scowls. Which is tough for a fish.
"Don't worry!" I chirp. "She'll just bang in the needle when I grab for my donuts."
"It seems weird," sez Bubbles.
"It's a real thing,"I tell him. "Tell your virtual friends and neighbors. Paste it on Facebook. Spread the word. Covid shots at Timmy's! Dougie has a great idea."
I count the hours.
"Double double! Two shots! Espresso and covid..."
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