Interviewer: I see by your resume you worked at Starbucks, then inherited $50 million from your grandma. Any other experience?
Candidate: I have a certificate from Richard Branson that I am an astronaut.
Interviewer: An astronaut.
Candidate: I know about gravity. Up and down.
Interviewer: We'll start you on fries.
1 comment:
The Parka Patrol is one of my very favourite things about being alive. Thank you very much.
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