Toronto raccoon hurries to his day job.
Sunday, July 31, 2022
Ric Flair's in the rasslin' ring tonight!
_Yes, Ric Flair is wrestling tonight.
Flair is .. 73.
He and son-in-law Andrade El Idolo
face Jeff Jarret and Jay Lethal
as headline graplers at
a pay-per-view event
in Nashville.
Fifi the French Maid
may valet for Flair.
(Fifi/Wendy Barlow is Flair's
fifth wife.)
If you find a way to the "Fite" website,
you can watch.
My knees hurt.
Rick & Fifi
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Tim Hawkins - The Government Can
This video appears on many trucker, conservative and wing-nut websites.
I'm not surprised by the sentiment: I live in a rural area where F**k Trudeau signs amuse tourists.
What's surprising are the very pro TikTok-y skills on display here, in a parody of The Candy Man.
Seven million views.
Just in case you thought those convoys, deniers and insurrectionists were yobs with too much time on their hands.
This is the same Tim Hawkins who delights evangelical circuits, but 10 years ago did Take-My-Wife-Please comedy turns--like the one that appeared in yesterday's blog.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
Tim Hawkins - Helper in the Car
Do you have a helper in the car?
It's especially helpful for summer driving....
Back to the Vat
Iqaluit
CBC: Support is available for anyone
affected by residential schools,
and those who are triggered by the latest reports.
Where once the church and its leaders
presented themselves as
spiritual guides
for Indigenous people,
they're now seen by some in
Nunavut as the ones needing guidance.
The world stands out on either side
No wider than the heart is wide
Above the earth is stretched the sky
No higher than the heart is high
Friday, July 29, 2022
Rich people problems
They Won the Lottery, but ....
"Everybody dreams of winning money, but nobody realizes the nightmares that come out of the woodwork," sez one jackpot winner, whose own brother hired a hitman to kill him..."
--news story
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Just in case you worried Netflix was running out of murder porn plots ...
CIRCUMCISION: Chop shop for Guys
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Are you circumcised?
I didn't get a vote.
Most guys don't.
Would you like to see a little five-minute cartoon about circumcision?
Probably not.
It's largely the default snip in North America, but not in most of the world.
But if you watch, you will want to read the 60 comments below the video.
They are here.
And definitely one-sided.
"You are under arrest" in Inuktut
_Above, a handy handbook for Mounties,
so they can say several handy phrases in Inuktut.
"Officers lack of Inuktut has been a barrier
in Nunavut's communities," admits an RCMP officer.
Among the handbook's newly available phrases
in Inuktut:
"Do you need medical assistance?'
and
"You're under arrest."
Thursday, July 28, 2022
Pope and Father Rivoire
Ottawa has asked France to extradite Johannes Rivoire, a French priest, accused of crimes against children in Nunavut.
The federal justice minister confirmed Wednesday that the extradition request is underway as Pope Francis continued his tour of Canada.
LINK: Extradite Priest (Nunatsiat News)
LINK: Extradite Priest (CBC news)
Apology Tour Final Act:
Friday.
The Pope.
Nunavut.
Small world.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2022
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
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Monday, July 25, 2022
Just too much
_Nudist shoots Exhibitionist Dead
for Etiquette Breach
The geriatric nudist allegedly responded
after a younger man played with his penis
in front of a nude sunbather
at a French Beach.
--Daily Beast news item
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How do you stop a guy with a big gun?
Shoot him with a real gun.
Did the old guy
have a butt holster
on a nude beach?
Pope smells sweet grass for first time
_"You smell delicious"
Apology Tour showtimes:
Quebec City Wednesday
Nunavut Friday
Images: Reuters top,
Nancy J. Turner photo of Esther Hans, Nuxalk
Not getting any action
_Elon Musk denies he had a fling with
Sergey Brin's Wife after gossip item.
He tweets:
"Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh)."
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That Summer Cut's not working for ya?
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