Monday, March 18, 2024

Duck Soup: dysfunctional quackers

 

 
Huey, Dewey and Louie
are Donald Duck's nephews
and Scrooge McDuck's
grand-nephews.

They are identical triplets.

So Donald Duck must have a 
brother or sister duck.
 
Who do the little ducks belong to?
 
A Google search finds
Disney's back story is that
the nephews were born to
Della and Jamie Duck,
who all live in Duckville.

Della or Jamie (which?)
and brother Donald 
are the children of 
Quackmore and Hortense Duck.

Donald's duck relatives
have never been seen, 
 tho they all live in the same town.

Can Netflix not smell trouble
 and a gothic multi-parter?

None of the ducks wear pants.
 
Are any of these kids in counseling?
What's with Donald's
parents and siblings silence?
What are the dark duck secrets?

And is there no Walmart
in Duckville?
 
You know, all that bare
duck butt.

Should I start
a Go-Fund Me?


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