Sunday, March 24, 2024

When Bigfoot Had a Bike

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"See how his footprints end and the tire tracks start? We can deduce only one thing from this."

"Remember when Bigfoot tried to jump the Grand Canyon? Those days were so nuts, yo!"

"Can't take pictures of him. He's too fast."


"I totally remember when Steve got hurt and Shalon had given all the Neotraxin to Bigfoot and  Steve really needed some because he was hurt so badly, and Bigfoot was like 'no way, that shit its totally mine' and Steve started chasing him and Bigfoot was obviously big and strong, but Steve had those 60mph legs, and was totally catching up when Bigfoot pulls his Bigfoot Cycle out from behind this tree, and was like 'see ya dude' and took off and then Steve pulled yet another cyclone fence post out of the ground and tried throwing it at him, concrete end first, but Bigfoot was gone by then.  Great episode of Six Million Dollar Man."

Image: Hypnotic Eye


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