Friday, January 14, 2022

If you "Scream" in Ontario, can anyone hear you?

 

Scream 5 "opens" today, but like Spidey or that tree in the forest, there will be no thunk here. 
 
Ontarians will be denied this view of Courtney Cox's baffling bangs, already the concern of entertainment writers and web trolls.
 
Paramount decrees Scream is theaters only.
Good luck with that.

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