Boomer bait

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Whenever I get me a hankerin' for Balut, Pulled Duck Fetus, Chicken Feet or Hakari, I go straight to blog.to, the food-wise 

Diary of Food Chemistry and Drake.

 

It's blog.to where you find  cutting edge food news and where to buy dick-on-a-stick.

 

I urge blog.to to seek out where the desserts 

at the top are available.

They scream nostalgia.

And so simple....

 

Graham cracker crust, 

Miracle Whip,

and what appear to be

a stardust galaxy of Jell-O cubes.

 

Bring on green Jell-O

and chopped carrots.

 

If you opened

a storefront and called it Boomer Bakers,

I bet you could sell 

these old-timey throw-back babies

to soft food seniors

for $50.

 

Get 'em teary-eyed for gram and Aunt Iris.

 

Okay. Maybe it's Reddi-wip and not

Miracle Whip. Any white goop will do.