Dumb clucks

 

If you wanted fried erasers... 

 

Low moments in food chemistry,

the vegan, fried chicken substitute.

 

And look! 

Colonel Sanders is back on a box! 

KFC spent millions to make us forget

Harland Sanders.

 

Fried chicken is delicious only

if you can taste every greasy peck and cluck.

Deal with it.

And why is it not

fryed chicken?

Fry'd?