I'm a tad puzzled by a study that says
my mask makes me more attractive to women.
The less gals see of a man's face,
the better they imagine the face is.
A blue mask works best, supposedly.
I'm going for the gold: a paper bag over my head with eyeholes.
See you at the grocery, ladies.
International Man of Mystery.
But don't touch my tomatoes.
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