Sunday, January 21, 2024

HELLO ENDTIMES: Lick your cat

The commercial above is real.

We go to the moon.

We're going to Mars.

We lick our cats.

Since the original successful Kickstarter video, three companies now sell Cat Licks on amazon.

Put the cat lick in your mouth. Bite down. 

Lick your cat.

The loose cat hairs you pull out will be an inch from your nose. Your eyes will touch the fur. Inhale the dead cells. You are Mama Kitty with a giant tongue.

Get a Kleenex. Get out of here.

 

Insane Cat Licker


Clip: Official LICKI Brush Kickstarter Video

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