Have you ever thought about having Fire Ants as pets?
Me neither.
But my choices last night were ...
1. Watch Taylor Swift get drunk at the Video Music Awards, or
2. Check out a link to AntsCanada, which the all-knowing YouTube algorithm knows is similar to the rest of the stuff seen here.
Where is this large room where Mikey Bustos keeps a home-made volcano with tens of thousands of fire ants?
They live not in a terrarium, but on a ping-pong table with No Glass Barriers. They can escape.
Only talcum powder keeps them in. Usually.
If the fire ants touch your skin, you'll wish they hadn't. They're aggressive stingers.
Where does Bustos (yes, the Canadian Idol singer) get the glorious music that underscores the glorious ant activities? Have I ever loved anybody as much as he loves his ants?
I watched all 20 minutes of the chicken toe, above. It is horrific, absurd and charming.
And when the ants ESCAPE, I had to watch the next one too.
Turns out all those Science Fair kids you knew have Me and My Ant Project videos on YouTube.
Ye Gods.
AntsCanada's sstreaming channel is more exciting than anything on Netflix.
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