Monday, September 25, 2023

Those tumbling tots

 

"Mothers and fathers are enrolling their babies in skydiving classes, signing up their children in record numbers. 
The trend, known as 'babydiving,' has parents strapping their infants into pint-sized parachutes and throwing them out of airplanes.  
It's all about early development sez the mother of newborn twins. 
"Why wait for them to walk when they can fly?"
--the Paducah Insider
 
Babies are like sponges.
They bounce.
 
The Paducah Insider is a satirical news blog.
 
Two weeks ago, they managed to
hoax much of the web into
accepting the below as true.
 
Congratulations. 
 

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