Things I learned over the weekend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 . It takes two years to birth a baby elephant. When the great day arrives, the mother drops the baby five feet, on his head.

. A goldfish is the happiest animal on earth. It has a memory of three seconds, so it can't recall anything strange or awful that happened to it.

. Nostalgia is catching up with us. There is a three-day Jay & Silent Bob cruise in February. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes front Cruise Askew, a shipload of comics, podcasters and Clerks on the Norwegian Pearl.