_"Why fight oral hygiene?
Here's real he-man toothpaste,
best argument yet for brushing
three times a day...
"Flavored with the real thing!
Scotch or bourbon,
a night-before feeling
on the morning after!
"Rinse with soda
instead of water if you prefer."
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Or just serve a squirt on the rocks.
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