-Four more weeks?
The judge in the
Johnny Depp-Amber Heard
soap opera says
she's guessing four more weeks
of courtroom action?
Who in god's name
is still to testify in this psychodrama?
Drug dealers?
Wall repair experts?
Hairdressers?
If I were a juror, I'd send a note
out to the judge.
"We are awarding Depp and Heard
$1 each in their lawsuits.
Let this end their public dysfunction
and hopefully move on.
Not for their sake.
For ours."
Do either Depp or Heard have $50/$100 million to pay a judgment at this point?
What is the cost of another month of lawyers?
Isn't each already plotting an appeal?
Not that either party has shown themselves
to be
particularly appealing.
Crazy is crazy.
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