Saturday, March 26, 2022

Burp burnout

 
Quick, toss a twitter to Pepsi's food chemists.
Maple Syrup Pepsi is not a thing.
 
Just as their previous work--
Apple Pie Pepsi, Easter Peeps Pepsi
and Crackjacks Pepsi--are not things.
 
 You could mix your Pepsi half-and-half
with teriyaki sauce. Would you?
 
P.S. You know those little flavor squirt
squeezies they sell at groceries
to flavor water?
With ice cubes, they're pretty good.

 

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