Today, the better-tended Ontario garbage pits are under the firm control of
The Dump Monkey.
He prevents cottagers from putting their children on the shoulders of bears.
At one time, cottagers were free to take kids to the twilight Bear Show at the dump and click cameras.
Thanks to Dump Monkey, there has not been a photo of a kid sitting on a dump bear's shoulders since 1995.
Alas, the provincial parks still allow dangerous photo opportunities.
Thank you, Dump Monkey!
Obey Dump Monkey.
Or feel his wrath.
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