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For decades, I told the truth.
Cats are evil.
They sleep on your face.
They suck your breath.
They kiss a baby's milky drool.
They lick your butthole while you're asleep.
They hold men hostage.
Too much, you protest?
Watch above. And learn.
This poor guy is still trapped upstairs.
Satan, thy name is kitty.
Devil cats.
Hell's bells.
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