Driving home from my winter tire swap, I see a hefty guy in shorts running along the road.
He's jogging in a black sports bra.
But as I get closer, I see it's a home-made bra made out of an old inner tube.
It stretches over his man boobs and ties at the back.
What drives a guy to run in a piece of tire?
It's what we doctors call Jigglejugs.
What's the problem, fella?
Weight loss, family genes or chafing?
Runner dude's inner tube bra is certainly more butch than the fashion-forward men's sports bras amazon sells. I mean, this?
Run on, sweet Moob Man.
As a public service to runner guys with floppy moobs, we supply this vital research...
You've already blown out your knees.
Don't blow out your pecs.
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