Add a rack for the mother-in-law...

I'm not a car guy. 

I once owned a Cube. 

But I'm intrigued by this, the Alpha Jax.

Coming in 2023, the electric start-up promises.

I love the roof cage thing, where you can strap on relatives and hitch hikers.

I like the stubby tires that stick out of the wheel wells, leaving an impressive waffle tread on anything you run over. Cops would be impressed.

And a California company that voices its debut ad above with Alfred--Batman's butler--gets extra points. I'm electrified!

I look forward to pushing my monthly Hydro One bill up into the four-digits.

GMC's plug-in Hummer gets all the car mag attention and isn't half as funky as Jax.

And from the back end view, is Jax trying to grow fins? Shades of Chrysler in the 1960s. 

(Wasn't it a comfort to know if you were rear-ended, that bastard behind you would be stabbed or blinded on your razor sharp tailfins?)

Alpha has a pickup truck as well--The Wolf--but I'd rather hallucinate about this CUV. Jax.

C  for cute? For Compact? Or Crush It?

LINK: Alpha cars website 

At a proposed $38-48,000 list, keep dreaming.

Art and video on the website.

Cute? Or stubbly-ugly?

 

You think there are enough lights on the front of this thing? I count nine.