It's not surprising that a guy and his friends record their own farts and trade them in group chat. That's what dudes do.
The sound of one fart has now been sold for $85.
A 52-minute stinkfest of their best gassy butt bursts currently has a bid of $183.
I salute this new jewel of the gig economy.
- You can fart at home.
- It's eco-friendly.
- No driving is involved.
- User-friendly, unlike canning stink in a jar.
- Selling sound fart files grows digital dump heap
- Most neighbors prefer a butt biz to a crack house--if you keep the windows shut.
- Good news for beans, beans a magical fruit...
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