In 2020's darkest days, who hasn't dreamed of turning themselves into compost?
I do, usually while checking Drudge.
With a Mushroom Coffin, you lay on a mossy bed of mycelium.
Your coffin walls are impregnated with mushroom spores.
In two years, the makers promise, you and it will be soil.
And don't worry about the price!
For bargain hunters, there is a Mushroom Suit.
Your rotten self, perfect for the garden or rose bushes.
Pose thru life, decompose after death.
This is beyond a small footprint. This is no footprint.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
Thank you, Dutch scientists.
P.S. How did that wooden shoe thing work out?
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