Thursday, March 18, 2021

Stink for sale

 

It's not surprising that a guy and his friends record their own farts and trade them in group chat. That's what dudes do.

The sound of one fart has now been sold for $85.

A 52-minute stinkfest of their best gassy butt bursts currently has a bid of $183.

I salute this new jewel of the gig economy.

  • You can fart at home.
  • It's eco-friendly.
  • No driving is involved.
  • User-friendly, unlike canning stink in a jar.
  • Selling sound fart files grows digital dump heap
  • Most neighbors prefer a butt biz to a crack house--if you keep the windows shut.
  • Good news for beans, beans a magical fruit...

LINK: $85 for a fart 

LINK: What your farts say about you 


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