Monday, March 29, 2021

No mour blues

 


We may have Her Majesty on our bills, but we live in North America. No more Brit spellings.

It's labor. Humor. Color.

Not labour. Or humour. Or colour.

We are the new world of Yo, Kewl and Smokeshow.

Every time there's a moment of doubt about choosing humour/humor or labour/labor, I blame the Royals and pip-pip.

The Queen's English, indeed. 

Why cower before this lizard-y family of experienced grifters?

Give us a wave, m'um. That'll be 30 million pounds.

If you're still saying shed-yool like the CBC, why not join the new century? It's a fifth over.

And Zed?

Who am I? Charles Dickens?

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