Draft sked for Trump's Sunday CPAC speech:
- 12.15 Entrance of Golden Calf
- 12.25 Worship & Adoration
- 12.30 Sacrifice of really hot virgin who kinda looks like Ivanka
- 1.00 MAGA prayer
- 1.15 Pence effigy burning
- 3.30 Kool-Aid distribution
- 3.50 Wet squad cleanup
- 4.30 Autograph divorce papers
- 5.00 Golf
- 9.00 Roses for Lindsey
- 9.15 Burgers & Coke
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