. George Santos would definitely consider a spin on TV's Dancing with the Stars, ballroom of D-Listers. The defrocked fibber wants $200 a pop to wish your mom Happy Birthday on Cameo, cyberhustle of failed celebrities.
. A floor seat for the Rolling Stones' stop in Vancouver next year goes for $9,989 on the resale market. That includes a Service Fee of $1,940. For one ticket. Hello Competition Bureau?
. The Voice of God at Broadway's newly-opened revival of Spamalot sounds suspiciously familiar. Producers confirm it's Steve Martin. Recorded, of course.
. A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. But the wife of an adulterous husband is a cuckquean. In biology, a cuckold is a male bird who unwittingly invests effort in juveniles who are not his offspring.
. "Barbra Streisand is a woman of many talents. Brevity is not one of them." Review of Streisand's Bible-sized autobiography in the Wall Street Journal. Streisand's 1,000-page opus includes grudges, lovers and her favorite snacks.
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