Monday, January 30, 2023

Have you tried Ham Hock Latte?


--Joe Dator / Inked 
 
 
Joe Dator's cartoon collection is out.
 
He draws for the New Yorker, Mad, Esquire.
 
 
 
 
 

Ray of hope

 

 

 

LOST SONGS: Washing Dishes With My Sweetie - 1930


"Washing dishes with my sweetie, 

at the kitchen sink

Oh gosh, I get so excited, I can hardly think ... "

From high above the blog, from the Imaginary Ballroom on the tenth floor of Toronto's legendary Walker House, come the tippy-toe rhythms of the Ted Weems Orchestra ...

And the unforgettable lyric, sung by the dashing Parker Gibbs.

Practice this now for Valentine's Day.

Ted Weems Orchestra & Parker Gibbs - Washing Dishes With My Sweetie - 1930

 

 

What happened to Dewey's decimals?

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The DEWEY DECIMAL CLASSIFICATION NUMBER for James Thurber, Robert Benchley, S.J. Perelman, Irwin Cobb and all the humor writers who made high school bearable was ... 818/.5209

See you in the stacks. 


He has mountains to climb, dammit

 

Hey, wait a minute! Trade?

 

 
--German archival detail, 14th century 
 
WTF?



They wish they were texting

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Family in 1908 not looking like they're having a good time at the beach.

 

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Bad News from the Daily Planet

 

     He ate Superman. 

     Dog with cape, France, 15th century

 

Let's go to the Alien Winter Carnival

 

 Ellen Ripley once kissed a Xenomorph.


In The Bath: Show me your loofah

 

 
Does this exciting staged photo 
in London newspapers 
"prove" Prince Andrew could not have
licked Virginia Giuffre's teen toes
 in a suspect bathtub?
 
Say wot, mate?
 
Big tub.
 
 Big absurd story here.

Cue the music:
 

 

 

Who wants to get foxed up?

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Who wants to visit Japan's famous Fox Village?

You go right in a caged woods with 100 foxes.  They run over your toes. Careful.

The foxes--as you will see--chew your sneakers and sing to you. They have a lot on their minds. They won't shut up.

They will demonstrate What The Fox Say.

You want this.

You don't know it yet, but you do.

Listen to the foxes. And the kyoto music.

Sign up for Fox Petting.

If you want to skip the high-speed train trip, start at the three minute mark.  (10 mins)


Clip: Visiting Japan's Fox Village🦊 | Miyagi Zao Kitsunemura Fox Village | ASMR

 

Free Pass for sexy time

 

 

 

Kindling not included

 

                     --via James Wells 

 

Algonquin Park yesterday

 

                    Angela Tanner / Algonquin Facebook


Math for high ply-ers

 

 

 

Badda bing

 

 

 

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Stripes and polka dots

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A rare polka-dotted zebra foal named Tira, next to its mother in the Maasai Mara reserve in Kenya. 

Photo: Yasuyoshi Chiba.

 

Mind your elbows

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 No, I can't save you a seat. 

 

Get a grip

 

 
It's 2023.
 
Why do so many still believe in witches?
 
Asking for a friend.
 

Our brain stores it in our bellies

 

 

 

You can't see them After

 

     Your eyelids are getting heavy.

     Your eyes begin to close.

     Nighty night ....


 

 

Friday, January 27, 2023

Banger and mash

 

 

 

Street smart

 

  But not part of Jay Leno's collection. 

 

Liquid lenses

 

 

 

Snows, sunsets, winters, springs

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Any one of Erik Normark's weekly nature hikes is impressive, but he's edited bits of four years of videos into this new, short, spectacular sampler above.

As always, the woods, wind and water sounds of Sweden, the textures Erik captures are unique.

Wordless. Wild. Wonderful.

 

Ice Fishing Blues

 In case you were missing a long, frozen squat over a blue hole. Be careful. A fluke-y winter.

 

No cluck zone

 

 

 

Never good with numbers

 

 

 

In Ontario, we call gumboots Goreys

 

      Like winter, the Osbick is another dubious guest.

            --The Osbick Bird,  Edward Gorey  


Thursday, January 26, 2023

Captain Purrcard

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                    --Scott Metzger / 50 Ways to Wake Your Human 

 

Just waiting for the snowbirds

 

     Beware the ankle biters. 

   You will run faster.


TRENDS OF TERROR: Why?

 

 

 

PERFORMANCE: Man In The Mirror - Siedah Garrett

Siedah Garrett and Glen Ballard wrote Man in the Mirror.

Did you think someone else did? Michael Jackson recorded and produced it.

Above, Garrett is guest vocalist on Brazilian guitarist Lari Basilio's new album.

Song: Man in the Mirror - Siedah Garrett, Glen Ballard, Jackson assist

 

CREATIVE KITCHEN: High Five Toast

 

 

 

2023 is in a rush


 

 

 

Not late at all

 

 

 

That necessary call

 

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

For whom the tablet tolls

 

                                             --Aislin / Montreal Gazette

 
About 11 percent of Postmedia’s roughly 650 journalists will be cut as one of the largest media companies in Canada prepares for turbulent times ...                 --news item

 

Up all night

 

 

 

Best animated shorts

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Riz Ahmed stifled a snicker the other morning, announcing My Year of Dicks as one of five Oscar-nominated Best Animated Shorts.

But its an interesting take on a teen losing her virginity. You can see it here.    (25 mins

It's part graphic novel, part cartoon, and lapses into Japanese anime.

The shorts are always the most fun of the Oscars.

The Ice Merchants, another of the five nominees, has already been seen on this blog, here.

Canada's Nation Film Board was nominated for The Flying Sailor. It seems very old fashioned, in a wispy style familiar to NFB fans. It's here.

The fourth nominee--The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse--can be seen in Great Britain on the BBC iPlayer. If you take your internet via a VPN, you can watch it as well.

It's also streaming on Apple TV, trailer here.

And An Ostrich Told Me the World is Fake's trailer is here.

  • The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse. Charlie Mackesy and Matthew Freud.
  • The Flying Sailor. Amanda Forbis and Wendy Tilby.
  • Ice Merchants. João Gonzalez and Bruno Caetano.
  • My Year of Dicks. Sara Gunnarsdóttir and Pamela Ribon.
  • An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It.