"How did it come to this?"

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More than eight million have watched this two-minute trailer for The Crown in the three days it's been up. 

It teases season five of the Netflix series, clips of Diana's final days, royal breakdowns and betrayals. The show returns Nov. 9.

The Queen wonders "How did it come to this?"

And Diana sighs: "I never stood a chance."

Which does King Chuck fear most? The world-wide audience for The Crown's take on his adultery? Or Prince Harry's typing?

Meanwhile the Dip and the Chip are planning royal world tours that include Canada and Australia.  Pip pip.