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Oh dear god, it's them again.
Only Pfizer can make them stop.
Long Term Pandemic Syndrome rots the mind. Clots the brain. Tickles the toes. Sophie and Thomas are just two of its victims.
They haven't worn shoes in two years.
If you've been alone too long and socially-distanced enough to learn all these steps, see a doctor.
Song: Do You Love Me, the Contours
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