Russian skater Kamila Valieva lists two additional medications on her anti-doping control form at the Olympics. They raise serious questions about why she's still skating.
She won the women's short program in recent hours.
Kamila claims the three heart meds discovered in her dope tests are actually her grandfather's drugs.
Maybe molecules were accidentally transferred on a glass they both used. In grandpa's saliva. Or a kiss. Or something.
Stop laughing.
With the "banned" Russian teams fully competing and its skating star freshly rinsed, one wonders why the Olympics bother to drug test at all.
It must be a costly enterprise, with results they obviously ignore.
Spin, Kamila, spin....
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