Wedgie!

 

"Levi's is trying to kill us," swears Annie, unimpressed by

the Wedgie,  high-waisted, butt-lifting "Mom jeans". 

 

Clutching like an unholy pair of Spanx,

is there a reason these $118 jeans

are now on sale everywhere

for as little as $58?

Did we run out of moms?

Crotch doctors?

Thongs?