Look away, damn woodpecker

There are fewer birds than there used to be.

In trees, at feeders.

I am late to discover why. 

As Birds Aren't Real's website explains....

 

• The U.S. Government killed over 12 billion birds from 1959-2001, and replaced these birds with surveillance drone replicas, which still watch us every day.  Every living bird has been replaced with robotic replicas.

• The surveillance drones are designed to look just like Birds. Birds no longer exist in the U.S. as a biological lifeform. Birds Aren’t Real!

   
  

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  Two blue jays are watching, even as I write this. As the t-shirt sez: 

  Bird watching is a two-way street.

   LINK: Birds Aren't Real