We have to name the new baby.
It's clear Prince Harry and Meghan need help.
After all, they named their first kid Archie.
Archie?
Like Archie, the comic strip doofus?
Like Archie the Bartender on 1940s radio?
Like Archie Bunker?
Like, Archibald?
Brilliant.
Good luck, Arch.
He's already cruisin' for a bruisin'...
So let's name their second kid ...
Troubled.
Murdoch.
Oprah/Opie.
Deux.
As in deux, French for two.
I like that last one.
Yo, Doox!
A girl would be Deuxieme.
Oddsmakers tell People mag the front-runners are "Spencer" or "Diana."
The same front-runners as last time, when they named the kid ... Archie.
Yeesh.
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