Rent me

Air Canada newly offers a two-month travel pass for just shy of $7,000.

But pulling out a calculator, that's $875 of travel a week.

Is $125 a day enough to induce sheep to be prodded, stripped and de-shoe'd at more than 100 world airports?

Then loaded bleating aboard AC jets where sullen crews force-feed captives their burden, ill-humor and pain?

If I only took one flight a day, that's 60 days of honey pretzels and middle seat.

Seven grand is just not enough.

Oh wait--you say I pay them $7,000--they don't pay me?

Forget it.