Can you save this cookie?

_

 

Many cookies are broken or mutilated by their

unctuous corporate owners.

 

Thrown together without care

for a yearly mass market exercise 

in company virtue signaling, 

many cookies have one to three eyes,

bowel sawdust textures or 

no mouth.

 

Can you save a cookie?

 

Send $1, $3 or $50 to this blog's

Corp Cookie Rescue Center.

Prices vary

by how the cashier feels.

You can help a cookie 

shed its life as

corporate shill.

 

We do not eat the cookies.

How do these lies get started?