--nestle via axios
You will notice that cats never appear in Christmas manger scenes.
Lambs, cows, goats get in the stable, no problemo.
But cats would try to sleep on the baby you-know-who's face.
A new Cat Advent Calendar
that pays off frightening felines
in cat food, is a sobering omen.
Are 24 tins of Chicken Tuscany and
Salmon Platter Pate really enough to guarantee
the repellent rat-catchers won't destroy the tree?
I welcome Purina's Dog Advent Calendar.
I have written before about Christ's Collie, my unproduced screenplay. All dogs deserve a bacon chew.
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